80 Year old preachers wife contributes first cuss words!

"I am enjoying this new blog.  I am an 80 year old great grandma without easy access to any of my grands.  I did recently have my 14 year old grandson, Sam here for a few days.  I often use poems for the blessing before meals.  Most of these are lovely expressions of gratitude.  Sam's favorite, however, was titled Carnation Milk and went like this:

            Carnation milk is the is the best in the land

            Here I sit with a can in my hand

            No tits to pull, no hay to pitch

          You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch

 

Sam's Dad was a farmer for many years so I guess they were able to feel real gratitude as well as all of us getting a few giggles."